With Father's Day fast approaching, I thought it would be quite appropriate to share with you the most important piece of advice my father ever gave me with regard to the opposite sex.
Rule #1 - Never start an argument.
Rule #2 - If you somehow find yourself in an argument, get out of it as quickly as possible.
Rule #3 - Know the menstrual cycle.
While I know I will never master the first two rules, I have yet to have any problems with the third, judging by the fact that my wife and I have no children nor has there been a surprise knock at the door.
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