Please remove your hats while we honor the passing of a true legend...
Some timeless quotes:
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
"Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
And my latest favorite:
"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans."
Amen, George. Amen.
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